Recap post: Glee 02x15, Sexy
Mar. 9th, 2011 11:49 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Alright, so now that I've got gleeks on my friendlist, I'm gonna try my hand at writing my thoughts on last night's episode.
So, I'm writing this as I'm watching the episode for the second time, so it's gonna be more like a list of things I noticed/loved/hated than a huge meta rambling essay.
Oh, and I refrained from reading other recap posts, so those are my thoughts only, non-influenced by anybody.
- I have a huge bet going on with my boyfriend, because he's shipping Wilma, which I did too, last season, but now she's married, and it that episode she's all kinds of crazy, so we spent the whole episode arguing about who was right :P
I think I got him when I pointed out that Will just flat-out forgot Emma's name as soon as Holly entered the room.
- Oh, Mercedes, I thought you were smarted than that! Last year you thought broccoli was a toilet brush, and now you step down to Finn's level by thinking cucumbers can give you AIDS? tsk tsk
- Lauren is so cute when she hears about Brit's "pregnancy" :D
- Holly is really delusionnal if she thinks this is a less provocative/titillating way to deal with sex ed.
- I really can't get over how sexy Brit and Santana are in this number :P (Will obviously cannot either)
- Also, Kurt worships Holly, I'm so sad that he's not there to see her! She needs to sub at Dalton.
- Brit's face at "you're having sex with everybody they've had sex with!" Seriously, if we look at it like that, she's had sex with half of Ohio.
- What's all that crap Sue's putting in her coffee? Sugar with the enveloppes? Non-descript content of weird bottles?
- How hot is it when Blaine says "sexyfied"?!?
- Beiste, you're awesome, marry me?
- All I could think during Blaine's speech to the girls: "Do you think it could make someone fall in love with me?" "I think it already has..."
- Couldn't take my eyes off of Jeff... Sooo sexy!
- God, it must hurt so hard when the boy of your dreams tells you you're not sexy!
- I sleep with a stuffed baby penguin! I'm gonna call him Kurt from now on.
- I love how easily Brit can go from talking about her feelings to being really confused about breakfast in like two seconds.
- Santana's room is gorgeous!
- I never want them to go back to the Cheerios, ever. They are stunning in real clothes, with their hair down. Seriously, they are soooo fashionable!
- Since when does Puck gives a fuck about linen? (Besides Star Wars sheets).
- I don't necessarily ship Puck/Lauren, but I love their friendship, with the high-fives, and everything.
- Okay, I really love Holly, she's a fierce bitch, and I get that it's GWYNETH, YOU GUYS!!!, but everytime she's there, the kids have like no chance of singing... There I thought we were gonna have a super sweet Brittana duet, why do they need her help to sing that?
- "God what would their mothers think?" Kurt, your inside grandma is showing.
- I really like the Kiss number, but when he thought he wanted to make it as a tango, I pictured something more like Roxane in Moulin Rouge. This was just tango dancing on something really close to the original version :(
- Holly is gorgeous with a flower in her hair, and Will is really hot in that short-sleeves shirt.
- One of the background tango dancers really looks like Chris Colfer, and it's really distracting.
- I loooove that Blaine knows his way around cars! I need a fic where both Kurt and Blaine are grease monkeys, now.
- After some episodes of confused!Blaine, I'm really happy to see his confident self, confident enough to go have that talk with Burt.
- MORE ABOUT BLAINE'S BACKGROUND!!! :D
- Santana and Brit are gorgeous, dressed like hippies, but still fitting in their usual style :)
- I still don't get why Holly has to sing it with them. I think that's the part that pisses me the most in the episode.
- Santana's look is heartbreaking, and Brit looks so fragile, you just want to take her in your arms <3
- We don't see her a lot during this number, but when the camera pans the rest of them, look for Tina. Why is she dressed like an Amish? :P
- Okay, Sam, you're so oblivious!
- Rachel, WOULD YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH? You already told Santana she'd end up working a pole, you don't think that's enough?
- Yay, a year without any unwanted pregnancy!!! LOL Also, look at Emma's version of Dalton's uniform!
- AFTERNOON DELIGHT!!!!!!! I heard the first notes, I knew it was a song I knew, but couldn't remember what. Then they started singing. ANCHORMAN!!!!!!
- Is Carl fake drumming? It looks like his sticks never touch the drums!
- As ridiculous as it is, I really love the song, and they did it perfectly! I just wish it was longer.
- Gotta love Artie's face, best ever. And Emma's even more oblivious than Sam.
- Puck is really cracking me up. I can't decide if he's oblivious too, and really enjoying it, or if he knows and just making fun of them.
- Kurt, you specifically asked your dad for this talk, and now you don't wanna hear it?
- Chris Colfer's acting in this episode (well, in all episodes, but you know) is outstanding. Fake sexy faces, confusion, a bit of fear, five-year-old who don't want to listen; as much as he can act dramatic, he did such a good job as playing comedy here, and I love that it wasn't straight-out comic relief. It led to a great father-son discussion (as they always have).
- I'm so in love with Burt and Mike O'Malley. This is the best speech ever. I love that he didn't went into details for the "mechanics". It would have been embarrassing for both of them, and for us. The way he talked about feelings, and how guys see sex, it was the best thing he could have said.
- Holly's reaction to hearing Emma and Carl haven't do the deed is awesome. A+ face :P
- Cuddle monsters! As much as I think Emma's crazy, and I don't really like her in that episode, that image is soooo cute.
- The lines written on the white board: "I will not laugh during Sex Ed Class". How awesome is that???
- And that's the moment my boyfriend thinks he's won the bet. Emma still have feeling for Will.
- "Just like your legs. OH! That was rude!!!" :P
- That's how you deal with bisexuality.
- I love that Brit didn't just dump Artie just because Santana loved her. Her relationship with Artie is great, I love him, and I don't want them to break them up as easily as they did with Quinn and Sam.
- Rachel. Gavel. I need Weschel fics like I need air.
- I understand why Puck, Lauren and Santana are in the celibacy club. But what are Brit and Artie doing there?
- No, Brit. No electric devices in the bathtub, okay?
- I miss Finn so much. We saw him like two seconds in the whole episode. Seriously, we always see Kurt and Burt at home, do writers forgot that Finn and Carole also live there?
- I'm kinda glad he's with Quinn, because it sucked that they weren't together now that she wasn't with Sam, after all that fuss, but I really don't ship them, so it's kinda annoying. Also, Quinn, I love you, but will you shut up about Prom Queen?
- Finn-proof!!!! :D
- Will should teach Holly about romance, then she could give some pointers to Blaine!
- And that's the part where I get to laugh at my boyfriend. So far, Holly's got better chances with Will than Emma.
So, that's about it. I realize it's just a bunch of rambling thoughts that don't make sense, but I love discussions, so if you've managed to read so far, feel free to hit me with your own thoughts! :D
So, I'm writing this as I'm watching the episode for the second time, so it's gonna be more like a list of things I noticed/loved/hated than a huge meta rambling essay.
Oh, and I refrained from reading other recap posts, so those are my thoughts only, non-influenced by anybody.
- I have a huge bet going on with my boyfriend, because he's shipping Wilma, which I did too, last season, but now she's married, and it that episode she's all kinds of crazy, so we spent the whole episode arguing about who was right :P
I think I got him when I pointed out that Will just flat-out forgot Emma's name as soon as Holly entered the room.
- Oh, Mercedes, I thought you were smarted than that! Last year you thought broccoli was a toilet brush, and now you step down to Finn's level by thinking cucumbers can give you AIDS? tsk tsk
- Lauren is so cute when she hears about Brit's "pregnancy" :D
- Holly is really delusionnal if she thinks this is a less provocative/titillating way to deal with sex ed.
- I really can't get over how sexy Brit and Santana are in this number :P (Will obviously cannot either)
- Also, Kurt worships Holly, I'm so sad that he's not there to see her! She needs to sub at Dalton.
- Brit's face at "you're having sex with everybody they've had sex with!" Seriously, if we look at it like that, she's had sex with half of Ohio.
- What's all that crap Sue's putting in her coffee? Sugar with the enveloppes? Non-descript content of weird bottles?
- How hot is it when Blaine says "sexyfied"?!?
- Beiste, you're awesome, marry me?
- All I could think during Blaine's speech to the girls: "Do you think it could make someone fall in love with me?" "I think it already has..."
- Couldn't take my eyes off of Jeff... Sooo sexy!
- God, it must hurt so hard when the boy of your dreams tells you you're not sexy!
- I sleep with a stuffed baby penguin! I'm gonna call him Kurt from now on.
- I love how easily Brit can go from talking about her feelings to being really confused about breakfast in like two seconds.
- Santana's room is gorgeous!
- I never want them to go back to the Cheerios, ever. They are stunning in real clothes, with their hair down. Seriously, they are soooo fashionable!
- Since when does Puck gives a fuck about linen? (Besides Star Wars sheets).
- I don't necessarily ship Puck/Lauren, but I love their friendship, with the high-fives, and everything.
- Okay, I really love Holly, she's a fierce bitch, and I get that it's GWYNETH, YOU GUYS!!!, but everytime she's there, the kids have like no chance of singing... There I thought we were gonna have a super sweet Brittana duet, why do they need her help to sing that?
- "God what would their mothers think?" Kurt, your inside grandma is showing.
- I really like the Kiss number, but when he thought he wanted to make it as a tango, I pictured something more like Roxane in Moulin Rouge. This was just tango dancing on something really close to the original version :(
- Holly is gorgeous with a flower in her hair, and Will is really hot in that short-sleeves shirt.
- One of the background tango dancers really looks like Chris Colfer, and it's really distracting.
- I loooove that Blaine knows his way around cars! I need a fic where both Kurt and Blaine are grease monkeys, now.
- After some episodes of confused!Blaine, I'm really happy to see his confident self, confident enough to go have that talk with Burt.
- MORE ABOUT BLAINE'S BACKGROUND!!! :D
- Santana and Brit are gorgeous, dressed like hippies, but still fitting in their usual style :)
- I still don't get why Holly has to sing it with them. I think that's the part that pisses me the most in the episode.
- Santana's look is heartbreaking, and Brit looks so fragile, you just want to take her in your arms <3
- We don't see her a lot during this number, but when the camera pans the rest of them, look for Tina. Why is she dressed like an Amish? :P
- Okay, Sam, you're so oblivious!
- Rachel, WOULD YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH? You already told Santana she'd end up working a pole, you don't think that's enough?
- Yay, a year without any unwanted pregnancy!!! LOL Also, look at Emma's version of Dalton's uniform!
- AFTERNOON DELIGHT!!!!!!! I heard the first notes, I knew it was a song I knew, but couldn't remember what. Then they started singing. ANCHORMAN!!!!!!
- Is Carl fake drumming? It looks like his sticks never touch the drums!
- As ridiculous as it is, I really love the song, and they did it perfectly! I just wish it was longer.
- Gotta love Artie's face, best ever. And Emma's even more oblivious than Sam.
- Puck is really cracking me up. I can't decide if he's oblivious too, and really enjoying it, or if he knows and just making fun of them.
- Kurt, you specifically asked your dad for this talk, and now you don't wanna hear it?
- Chris Colfer's acting in this episode (well, in all episodes, but you know) is outstanding. Fake sexy faces, confusion, a bit of fear, five-year-old who don't want to listen; as much as he can act dramatic, he did such a good job as playing comedy here, and I love that it wasn't straight-out comic relief. It led to a great father-son discussion (as they always have).
- I'm so in love with Burt and Mike O'Malley. This is the best speech ever. I love that he didn't went into details for the "mechanics". It would have been embarrassing for both of them, and for us. The way he talked about feelings, and how guys see sex, it was the best thing he could have said.
- Holly's reaction to hearing Emma and Carl haven't do the deed is awesome. A+ face :P
- Cuddle monsters! As much as I think Emma's crazy, and I don't really like her in that episode, that image is soooo cute.
- The lines written on the white board: "I will not laugh during Sex Ed Class". How awesome is that???
- And that's the moment my boyfriend thinks he's won the bet. Emma still have feeling for Will.
- "Just like your legs. OH! That was rude!!!" :P
- That's how you deal with bisexuality.
- I love that Brit didn't just dump Artie just because Santana loved her. Her relationship with Artie is great, I love him, and I don't want them to break them up as easily as they did with Quinn and Sam.
- Rachel. Gavel. I need Weschel fics like I need air.
- I understand why Puck, Lauren and Santana are in the celibacy club. But what are Brit and Artie doing there?
- No, Brit. No electric devices in the bathtub, okay?
- I miss Finn so much. We saw him like two seconds in the whole episode. Seriously, we always see Kurt and Burt at home, do writers forgot that Finn and Carole also live there?
- I'm kinda glad he's with Quinn, because it sucked that they weren't together now that she wasn't with Sam, after all that fuss, but I really don't ship them, so it's kinda annoying. Also, Quinn, I love you, but will you shut up about Prom Queen?
- Finn-proof!!!! :D
- Will should teach Holly about romance, then she could give some pointers to Blaine!
- And that's the part where I get to laugh at my boyfriend. So far, Holly's got better chances with Will than Emma.
So, that's about it. I realize it's just a bunch of rambling thoughts that don't make sense, but I love discussions, so if you've managed to read so far, feel free to hit me with your own thoughts! :D
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Date: 2011-03-09 07:46 pm (UTC)Reading this succeed at changing my mind. Plus I agree with most of this, so yay! It's relaxing. ♥
Though, rewatch 'Animal' and focus on Blaine's face. I know it's hard not looking at Kurt, but do it. It's priceless.
Poor Kurt *pets him* You're sexy when you don't try.
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Date: 2011-03-09 07:51 pm (UTC)Glad it made you happy! And so glad someone's agreeing with me! All the comms I'm in (except dapper_blaine) seem to be hating on Blaine :(
Actually it's really hard not staring at Jeff :P
I mean, it's Chris Fucking Colfer! How can he not be sexy??? *points at icon* That just shows how awesome he is at acting. But seriously, how could they film the mirror scene without cracking up is beyond me. I need bloopers like I need air :D
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Date: 2011-03-09 08:10 pm (UTC)People are hating on Blaine/The Warblers just for the sake of it. At first he was too perfect, then when he's not perfect, he's an ass. And seeing him mess up and all make me love him more. His heart is at the right place, and he's human, and a teenager.
I don't even want to think about the filming of that scene. I cracked up every time I did. Just watching the scene, I had look through my fingers. So hilarious. Chris Colfer is a God at acting. :3
I wanted to add too: The scene the Sue. I loved how Blaine was confused, Kurt was all no-nonsense, and Sue so certain her Sweet Porcelain would work with her. I love how Kurt's not afraid of her, or to put her in her place.
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Date: 2011-03-09 08:14 pm (UTC)I was too mesmerized by all the crap she put in her coffee to pay attention to anything else. Seriously, everybody on Glee is awesome at background acting, there's always something funny if you pay attention.
And then Blaine said "sexy-fied", with that face, and I was GONE.
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Date: 2011-03-09 08:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-09 08:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-11 03:51 am (UTC)Ikr? This episode totally screwed with all my perceptions on how all the characters view sex. I mean, Finn and Brit are understandable, but everyone else? Mercedes, really? And Kurt being practically scared of sex. I mean it kind of makes sense for a previously established romance-centered character (but it also invalidated about a zillion PWP slash fics in the process :P lol)(also the teenage girl in me is like 'How can you not want some sex? Especially when Blaine is sitting right there. Or even to learn about it? Especially when Blaine is sitting right there offering to teach you!' haha I just can't relate :P) Also Blaine is apparently the only informed and completely confrotable with sex kid in the episode? What? haha.
- All I could think during Blaine's speech to the girls: "Do you think it could make someone fall in love with me?" "I think it already has..."
LMAO XD
- God, it must hurt so hard when the boy of your dreams tells you you're not sexy!
Poor Kurt. :(
- Rachel, WOULD YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH? You already told Santana she'd end up working a pole, you don't think that's enough?
Ugh, I was loving Rachel for a while, but the last couple episodes? What a bitch!
- "Just like your legs. OH! That was rude!!!" :
Best line of the episode.
- That's how you deal with bisexuality
Amen.
- I miss Finn so much. We saw him like two seconds in the whole episode. Seriously, we always see Kurt and Burt at home, do writers forgot that Finn and Carole also live there?
Haha I was waiting for Finn to walk in during the sex talk or like pick up Kurt's pamphlets and be all 'OMG WTF CAN'T UNSEE!!'
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Date: 2011-03-11 03:59 am (UTC)Plus, it'll probably be one of those things that we'll never hear about again.
I really have a love/hate relation with Rachel, she's irritating most of the time, but sometimes she makes me love her... I kinda accepted that about her :P
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Date: 2011-03-12 01:05 pm (UTC)This is not the face of someone who doesn't desire sex.
And this is not the face of someone who doesn't know how to be sexy.
And what about this?
Oh and this
I don't buy your desexualization of Kurt, Glee.
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Date: 2011-03-12 06:47 pm (UTC)